~You Never Cease To Amaze Me~
Random things that made me laugh. Starting with one of my finer moments.If you would like to add a conversation please email it to epona@youcouldbeonfire.com
shelby77327: and I'm really really irritated cuz I can't think of a good gif for JD
sycamore : i'm sorry
shelby77327 : eh.. it happens
sycamore : tell JD to find his own woman
shelby77327 : not girl you dork
shelby77327 : .GIF
sycamore : oh
shelby77327: you could cut that thing in 1/2 and share with a friend
shelby77327: negatives and positives and flip this and turn that and stick this in your ass
jack_daniels_62918: leave my dunck ass allone
sycamore: i'm putting that on my website
jack_daniels_62918: yas you wound do that to me woundlt you
jack_daniels_62918: btb my bottl of jack is dallin me
MiNdFuKd: r u single
MiNdFuKd: ?
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: No
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: lol
MiNdFuKd: who you with
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: Taliss
MiNdFuKd: oh brother
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: lmao
mr_big1_4u2c: cop pulled me over asked me if i been drinking? I said Y Is there a fat dork in my back seat
Mental_Just_Not_Ill: hey mr big why dont u slip in to something more comfortable like this paper sack ...wait do u perfer plastic?
There is Something Wrong With America
sycamore: now if I could get the liquor stores to deliver
swinging_neckbreaker: they don't???
sycamore: what????!?!?!?!
sycamore: whoa whoa whoa.............wait a minute
sycamore: you can have beer delivered to your house??????
swinging_neckbreaker: You can order a crate of beer here and this guy comes with his beercar
swinging_neckbreaker: YEEEAAAAAH! hahahahaha
swinging_neckbreaker: Alex's beerservice.
sycamore: :|
swinging_neckbreaker: beer is just as much as in the stores AND it's COLD
sycamore: That is SO not fair
sycamore: this is America Damnit!
sycamore: I want my beer delivered
swinging_neckbreaker: see, that's what i don't understand in the USA... you can get money in a drivethrue window but nobody is bringing you beer?? hahahaha
sycamore: Coffee makes you go through a lot of toilet paper
Keep Dreaming Stalker.
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: Hey baby
sycamore: excuse me?
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: Hey baby
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: you comin to fuck me now that Tally is at home
sycamore: I think not
sycamore: get out of my box...shoo!
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: I think YES
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: you good little slut
i_am_stalker_of_room_1: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. . . my DEAD ex-girlfriend!
sycamore: I wouldn't want to live either if I was your woman
Too Funny
dr-data: You see his new pic?
sycamore: lol no
dr-data: He looks like Elmer FUdd and Gomer Pyle
dr-data: for real
~meanwhile~
sycamore: He says that he's good looking
shelby77327: why do i get the feeling I really don't wnat to look
sycamore: just do it
shelby77327: he's kinda like a cross between porky pig and yosimite sam
A Whole New Meaning To The Word "Twinkie"
Fantasy_69_Dragon: theres one for your site epona
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: lol
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: i'll have to piece that one together
Fantasy_69_Dragon: you'll have to combine Taliss' and mine together to get the full effect tho
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: lol
Fantasy_69_Dragon: DAMN YOU WOMAN
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: get out of my head
Fantasy_69_Dragon: GET OUT O MY HEAD
Fantasy_69_Dragon: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fantasy_69_Dragon: STOP IT
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: Stop!
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: omg
Fantasy_69_Dragon: thats just not right
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: your still nekkid angel?
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: you're*
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: no no epona it's your
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: no it isn't
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: yes it is
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: no, it isn't
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: it's shorty language
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: it's wrong
Fantasy_69_Dragon: Is that like Ebonics?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: no it's not
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: Yes it is
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: yes dragon it is
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: shortonics
Fantasy_69_Dragon: Ebonics should be outlawed
Fantasy_69_Dragon: cuz it's retarded
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: I love you Shelby
Fantasy_69_Dragon: I love you too Epona
shelby77327 : I'm bored.. can't think of anything funny or anything to put on my website or nothing
sycamore : Neither can I
shelby77327 : what kind of page can I add?
sycamore : a web one
Fantasy_69_Dragon: Hey shorty.. whats your favorite cartoons?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: i hate cartoons dragon
Fantasy_69_Dragon: really?? you don't like Porky Pig or Yosimite Sam?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: no dragon i really don't
Fantasy_69_Dragon: hmmm Imagine that
living_dead_girl_in_dragula: read your rnb yahoo email, lol
shelby77327: what you sending stuff there for?
living_dead_girl_in_dragula: cause i didn't remember your cin.net name, lol
shelby77327: ummmmmm dorkus it's rnb_dragon28
shelby77327: the same as my yahoo one
scream6801: i use to have one but if you dont change i think its the rotator cuff in time you blow your engine and then its like 3 grand to fix
dr-data : ill pimp his ass
dr-data : pimp slap him
I_Magic_Passed_Myself: I didn't stutter
I_Magic_Passed_Myself: I suffer from mic typos
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X and don't make me pull this computer over
illinoisbrian19: FAGS CAUSE AIDS
illinoisbrian19: AIDS KILLS HOT CHICKS
illinoisbrian19: PISSES ME OFF
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: every year we haffa sit by the curb
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: the kids are scared of our house
Bitchhat_Caused_Perception_Issue: does it look like a crack house or what?
shelby77327: thats wired
shelby77327: wierd*
shelby77327: weird*
sycamore: afsdajfa eiqohnv muhijbAF4ra
sycamore: gef
shelby77327: yeah.. I know exactly what you mean
shelby77327: I figure that translated to "I'm fucking bored"
shelby77327: "bitch"
Cream-crackered: ? And I could always stay up and keep drinking
Cream-crackered: ? But you don't want me to do that
Cream-crackered: ? Cause when I start doing that , bad things happen
What_The_Fukk_Up_Is_Up: like Kissing Shelby?
Cream-crackered: ? Epony ..
Cream-crackered: ? That isn't " Chat " Material..
sycamore: we need smokes
dr-data : thought we were quitting
sycamore: oh right
sycamore: fuck
sycamore: i dont wanna quit smoking
dr-data : lol
What_The_Fukk_Up_Is_Up: ok you people suck ass
chelley64: no i dont
What_The_Fukk_Up_Is_Up: you might
chelley64: never in my life
What_The_Fukk_Up_Is_Up: not yet
Monty-Python-Man: ¤ lm@o
Monty-Python-Man: ¤ Is your life over ?
_Connoiseur: i aint paint chips when i was younger and im fine
Pure Pig: im an idiot
dustin434343 why do you havwe rainbow fony are you gasyt?
Pure Pig: i love it in the ass
Drunken_Fingers: someone remind me to cook before i get too drunk
Monty-Python-Man: ₪ I want the naked trick holding the beer
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X i lost that name i made the other night cause i forgot the password now i can't log back into it
Slaptify: That sucks
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X ok you wanna do me a favor then?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X lol
Slaptify: what?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X crack it for me
Slaptify: you can't remember the pass?
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X nope
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X i remember all the rest of the shit
Slaptify: haha well info crack it dork
llll_S_H_O_R_T_Y_llll: X i don't have no programs for that
sycamore: youdork is the pass
llllll_s_h_o_r_t_y_llllll: did you just change it?
sycamore: yes
llllll_s_h_o_r_t_y_llllll: thanks gurly
Sycamore: dude i hate it when you pm someone trying to be funny and then they wont stop talking
shelby77327: ummm you talkin about me??
Sycamore: ummm no
shelby77327: ok
shelby77327 : so a 12 pack might last you till what midnight??
sycamore: midnight?
sycamore: pffft
sycamore: not even
sycamore: it's 7
shelby77327 : exactly
shelby77327 : that was my point
Chatting_Commando: I think i made Chiefy speachless
The_King_Of_Illinois_Chat: lol yup
sycamore: you know you still have a picture of your ass in your profile
youcouldbeonfire : oh fuck!
swinging_neckbreaker: great. need to talk to my boss then! Since my day job is for an american company hahaha
swinging_neckbreaker: I have the RIGHT to have popcorn!
clitorous_maximous: im a genius roflmao
sycamore: that's good news
clitorous_maximous: imma have a foid card
clitorous_maximous: soon
sycamore: ok that is not good news
Somewhat_D_a_m_a_g_e_d: married and looking for chicks on the internet...How Nice.
BoOgIeMaN: she was wearing a red shirt, kids screaming "HEY KOOL AID !"
lprince_of_darknessl: were a you form didgegirl
That_Epona_Bitch: is your keyboard messed up?
That_Epona_Bitch: The only word you got right there was "you".
GoDaLiciousNess: he dog girl will you lick my nuts if i spread peanut butter on them?
stonyonestonystony: well he gits but neacked and walks thouugh the streets
MastaBrick: stoney spells worse than me..
pimpstriss71483: I'm a moron
sycamore: bottom left hand corner...little start button
pimpstriss71483: i see it!
pimpstriss71483: i just didnt see that
pimpstriss71483: you gettin drun tonight epona
Miss R: not tonight
Miss R: I had three shots of everclear earlier at a friends...
Infected.3721: wow
Miss R: but don't worry, I diluted it with vodka
Infected.3721: lord have mercy
to_be_damned: im fucking drunk
to_be_damned: i just caught my carpet on fire
to_be_damned: hennesie
to_be_damned: or how ever u spell it
to_be_damned: ad lighters dont mix
aka_Brick: and by the way...someone lied to you redhotmomma
aka_Brick: should be....wrinkledupmamma
sweetthang4u25: me either epona
Seasong_: you either what?
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ Who you calling Epona ?
sweetthang4u25: srry wrong name
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ lm@o.. I hope she isn't talking to me..
Seasong_: omfg
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ Guess it's time for a Font Change..
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ That or someone needs to get their eyes checked out
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ Can't tell the difference between light and dark green..
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ And apparently can't read screen names either
sweetthang4u25: hey its been a while give me a break
sweetthang4u25: lol
xX__KORN__Xx: ₪ It's been a while since you've read or seen colors ?
gurly_girl_4_u_74: who cares what noobs think anyway
shelby77327:
can I have your name plz I'd like to fedex you some chicken soup
This breaks the rules of the page but it cracked me up and I felt I needed to share. This I pulled from Odd's Blog, a friend of mine from the SCA. Enjoy.
Don't you hate it when you really want popcorn, and you try to make it, but can't hit that magical nanosecond between when it's half popped and burnt, and it burns, and it's the last bag of popcorn you have in the house, so you have to eat applesauce, but all your spoons have been packed away for moving, so you have to sip the applesauce out of the cup, but your fingers still smell like burned popcorn from opening the bag?
It's been a strange night.
sycamore: we were like Bonnie and Clyde
sycamore: but there was 4 of us
youcouldbeonfire: stupid arse
hunter1849: try I never left I got some really cool programs that just make it seem like I logg off so the booters will quit
what_the_fuk_up_is_up: im not going to just goin to fuck hell orgy with tal and epona mj fuck yeah
sycamore: i should be cleaning my house but that doesn't sound like a bit of fun
youcouldbeonfire : what's this cleaning you speak of?! lol
sycamore: ya know...when you go around picking up your mess....usually beer bottles in my case
sycamore: or picking up the tootsie rolls my cat stole and placed in random places around the house
youcouldbeonfire : whoa radical movement that cleaning!
texas_elmer_fudd2005: texas tit head
xx_illusional_frelze_xx: yeah hold up babe brb
djbitch_climaxxx: i'm too old for you to be callin me babe
djbitch_climaxxx: but i'll wait
q_jacks2005 : asl?
djbitch_climaxxx: you dont chat much do you?
q_jacks2005 : why?
djbitch_climaxxx: cause asl is so old
q_jacks2005 : lol
q_jacks2005 : no im just .................retro
jenna_elizabeth85: my gay boyfriend.
jenna_elizabeth85: well
jenna_elizabeth85: not gay.
frost_designs : i got a cam wanna see my friends penis
djbitch_climaxxx: lol no thanks
frost_designs : comon its cute
djbitch_climaxxx: nah, cute isn't a good word for a penis
djbitch_climaxxx: .exe....i wasn't born Ya!Yesterday
tha_leet_whore: was on the phone with verizon
tha_leet_whore: Fucking bitch's
tha_leet_whore: haha
tha_leet_whore: ghetto net
tha_leet_whore: shit my grandma more gangsta then will smith
swinging_neckbreaker: air kuwait is GREAT by the way.... same as Air India.
sycamore: dont take this the wrong way, but I ain't about to get on a plane where i'm the only person who doesn't look like a terrorist
swinging_neckbreaker: lol. stay away from Air Irak and you'll be fine
angelblonde270: next time you see him, ask him about the "pee incident"
sycamore: omg...tell me
sycamore: c'MON
angelblonde270: lol
angelblonde270: well one night, we got drunk and got in a fight,...he called me a whore or to that effect
angelblonde270: so i dumped his koolaid and vodka on him
angelblonde270: he busted in on me while i was peeing...
angelblonde270: and had a cup and filled it with water and dumped it on me....
angelblonde270: so i grabbed the cup from him....and i was sitting on the toilet, mind you
angelblonde270: and well...i sorta grabbed pee water and dumped it on his head
sleeper1906 : I am on live now guys show me some soport please
dr-data: dont matter
l4l_famine_l4l: lmao..we will
l4l_famine_l4l: brb...gittin cum coffee
dr-data: cum coffee?
dr-data: lmao
l4l_famine_l4l: yea i gotta be up late
dr-data: you said cum bro
dr-data: not sum
l4l_famine_l4l: oh shit
l4l_famine_l4l: lmao
dr-data: lmao
l4l_famine_l4l: hahaha
sycamore: brb imma try to steal the last beer
kuldhu : ok
sycamore: success!!
kuldhu : WOOHOO!!
kuldhu : what kind of beer are you stealing?
sycamore: haha i just got hell for taking the last one
sycamore: Bud Light...shoosh...before you even say yuck
kuldhu : can't talk...gagging too hard...lol
youcouldbeonfire: ok then well women are better multi taskers!
OwNeR_WiCKeD_: and Ray why are you using that VERY faggity color?
DJ B!tch: OMG TY Wicked
topdog31: showing HIS true colors ??? hmmmm
DJ Rayzor: cuz I'm gay, thilly!
DJ Rayzor: it's not pink...it's fuscia
in_s_a_ne: sometimes i wonder if God fucked up and made me a man cause i go through so many emotions in a week that it feels like i have p.m.s.
shelby77327:
right.. my idea of dress clothes is jeans that aren't full of holes an faded and cleaning my boots before I leave the house.
best_kitty_on_the_internet: well i been sick for a couple days right so yesterday i layed down about 2 in the afternoon
best_kitty_on_the_internet: u didnt wake up till 630 this morning and it took me a while to get it that it was 630 in the morning i thought it was night
best_kitty_on_the_internet: true blonde moment
best_kitty_on_the_internet: lol
best_kitty_on_the_internet: i was like where the fuck is wveryone and ppl were saying gm
best_kitty_on_the_internet: i called my friend and says what u doing she says sleeping
best_kitty_on_the_internet: im like wtf u sleeping for
best_kitty_on_the_internet: shes like duh its 630 in the morning
Come the Fuck On....
Annoymous: get this guys...i 4got my cam was on and took my shirt off so juggalo took a screen shot and sent it to a bunch of people sayin i intentionally showed him
TurkAlbert: I know I suck, but the difference is that I enjoy sucking
djmuthafukin_g_climaxxx : i live life on the edge
djmuthafukin_g_climaxxx : you know that tag that comes on matress's that says do not remove by law
djmuthafukin_g_climaxxx : well i take it off cause im that crazy
lal_kat_lal: ok i think i got it and ur in my cell so if we wind up 5 hours away i can call lol
sycamore: lol ok
lal_kat_lal: but since im doin the driving it should be all good lol
sycamore: lol ok, we know what happens when Brick gets in a car
sycamore: "I got lost....for 6 hours"
lal_kat_lal: lol RITE! aint gunna happen.. and i'll make sure he pees before we leave rofl
lal_kat_lal: lol not chancin him slicin the head of his shit off tryin to piss in a pop can rofl
sycamore: Whoa
sycamore: go to google
sycamore: it's in brail today
shelby77327: wtf
shelby77327: yeah.. that's gonna work for the blind
pilladiccy: trouble is i've had fuck her hard running round my brain and i keep thinking i'm gonna say the lines out loud by accident!!
djbitch_climaxxx: first of all I’m not an idiot. Secondly I didn’t fall off the yahoo truck yesterday. Thirdly if you think I’m going to click on an executable file that you of all people gave me then you’re more of an imbecile than I first imagined.
~!~Cowboy~!~: well yall this is the last time you will see me my mom just kicked me out
DJ B!tch: Damn the bad luck
djtopdog_climaxxx: i have to change privacy settings cuz of you havn me all freaked out LAMO
djtopdog_climaxxx: i have to change privacy settings cuz of you havn me all freaked out LAMO
djtopdog_climaxxx: LMAO
djtopdog_climaxxx: see my speeling fuckin sucks
djbitch_climaxxx: omfg
djbitch_climaxxx: i'm putting that on my website...right now
djtopdog_climaxxx: putting wut on it
djbitch_climaxxx: djtopdog_climaxxx: i have to change privacy settings cuz of you havn me all freaked out LAMO
djtopdog_climaxxx: i just spit out my milk LMAO
djbitch_climaxxx: lol i'm putting that on it too
swinging_neckbreaker: they ask: ooow, holland.. is that in Amsterdam
sycamore: lol
swinging_neckbreaker: they also ask tyhe difference between Holland and the Netherlands.........
swinging_neckbreaker: so i always get upset and tell them we are at war with the netherlands for the last 50 years hahahahahaha
sycamore: omg
swinging_neckbreaker: and they are like: ooow sorry, never knew that
swinging_neckbreaker: by the way. I am ordening dodge emblem's on ebay.
swinging_neckbreaker: the Van I bought is a Renault........
swinging_neckbreaker: can't have that
DJ TضÐØG: Ima lil worried that Inspector GADGET ( a.ka DJ BITCH ) is gonna be diggin up bones in my yard
**BOT**: if i ever have a son... im gonna have him circumcised with pinking shears so he will be popular when he grows up...
Heelflips: the hot ones are always idiots
Heelflips: Retards Attempting Poetry = Rap
candymaker927: shelby...teachers are too demanding...quit school, have loads of kids and go on welfare....lotsa ppl do it
davezth1z4u: there's some solid career advice
Fantasy_69_Dragon: I have 3 kids and I can't stand welfare
candymaker927: i refuse welfare, as much as we may need a lil help every now and then...i wont do it
davezth1z4u: for reals ......and they don't even give ya that tasty gubment cheese no mo
heelflips1986 : i think its funny when people spell lmao wrong
heelflips1986 : lamo
heelflips1986 : haha
djbitch_climaxxx: i think it's funny that people think your is universal for your and you're
heelflips1986 : i think its funny when people act smart on yahpp and use really big words but make no sence
heelflips1986 : yahoo\
djbitch_climaxxx: i think it's funny when people say yahpp
heelflips1986 : i think its mean when people think its funny when i mess up on spelling on a statement where i was to explain what i thought was funny
djbitch_climaxxx: i think it's funny when people spell wrong after they just made a comment about thinking it's funny when people spell wrong
heelflips1986 : i think its funny when someone trips over
cryptic_daem0n: It's been quiet in here lately
Fantasy_69_Dragon: I think people developed lives without Yahoo's permission
youcouldbeonfire: close your eyes and imagine a still lake.....
youcouldbeonfire: then imagine a beautiful swan moving gently over the water.....silent....
youcouldbeonfire: then imagine yourself spitting all over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sycamore: funny how you saying you dont have a pipe brought us to talking about niggers and ali G
youcouldbeonfire: lol yeah
sycamore: British Niggers and Afro Engineering
youcouldbeonfire : Oh man fucking yahoo piece of shit bastard arse fuck!
djtopdog_climaxxx: i am an idiot
Hydros.Bitch: food? did someone say food
Hydros.Bitch: cuz i sure got a case of the munchies
Hydros.Bitch: lmfao
Hydros.Bitch: ive been wantin some damn meatloaf since last night
Hydros.Bitch: dont ask me why
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: that is interesting
I_am_not_GoD_Im_his_ByTcH: brb need adrink
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: craving meatloaf
Hydros.Bitch: lol
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: in my pot days I dont think I ever craved meatloaf
That_Krazy_Kid: wb spell check 3000
johnb0y81: how far gone are you?
johnb0y81:
and to cheers myslef up you know what i bought?
johnb0y81:
this is really sad
johnb0y81:
i bought LEGO
johnb0y81:
lol
johnb0y81:
no i havent lost my mind
sycamore: bullshit
sycamore: this is America, i'm supposed to have everything bigger better and faster
swinging_neckbreaker : lol. let me seeeeeeeee.........
swinging_neckbreaker : you got slow internet.......................... most people don't have a bank account..................... your mobile ophone service SUCKS..............your vacation days SUCKS.................. your health pla SUCKS........ hm.. should I go on?
sycamore: you know...i've heard enough out of you
swinging_neckbreaker : Always love to talk americans.. about the greatest country on earth
swinging_neckbreaker : the only freedom you guys have, is that you can drive through a red light when turning right
swinging_neckbreaker : we don't have that
sycamore: how would you describe and english muffin to someone who has never had one?
chelley64: someones never had an english muffin?
chelley64: uumm
chelley64: bagel biscuit mixture
sycamore: i told him it was like toast...but not
chelley64: yeah kinda
chelley64: wow thats hard to explain
sycamore: funny thing is he's English, and apparently they dont' have English muffins in England
sycamore: how would you describe and english muffin to someone who has never had one?
Lisa2001_: tell them to go to the store and buy some
sycamore: they can't, they're in England...they don't have English muffins in England
Lisa2001_: ohhhhhhh
sycamore: so you call English muffins muffins, and muffins cake muffins?
youcouldbeonfire: no they're all muffins but cake ones will be like a blueberry muffin or a chocolate muffin
sycamore: well that makes no sense, you can't call them both muffins. If someone said muffin how would you know what they were talking about?
youcouldbeonfire: breakfast muffin
sycamore: so an English muffin is a breakfast muffin?
youcouldbeonfire: yes
sycamore: well that's just fucking wacked
sycamore: what's your email?
sycamore: Bobby?
sycamore: fucker answer me
redemptional: I did
sycamore: well i didn't get it
redemptional: Are you not getting my pm's ?
sycamore: lol
redemptional: Oh well shit
sycamore: I got "I did"
redemptional: Put all that together
redemptional: It wont show the thing cause it looks like a link
sycamore: what?
sycamore: it wont show your email?
redemptional: Nope
redemptional: Cause it looks like a link
redemptional: Did you see it that time ?
sycamore: nope
sycamore: wtf
sycamore: now what
redemptional: rotf
redemptional: That's lame
redemptional: Try that
sycamore: try what?
redemptional: I can't believe it wont show you my other one
redemptional: It isn't showing it ?
sycamore: no
redemptional: Son of a whore..
sycamore: give me half at a time or something
sycamore: the name then at whatever
redemptional: See that one ?
sycamore: NO
redemptional: hannibal_lector68
redemptional: @
sycamore: this is so much bullshit...this is going on my website
redemptional: It didn't show you that either ?
sycamore: No i got the @ that's it
redemptional: wtf
sycamore: i swear to god
redemptional: What kinda spam filtration you got on that thing ?
sycamore: nothin!
redemptional: Then wtf is up with Yahoo
redemptional: God damn gay ass shit
redemptional: This has got to be the lamest thing Yahoo has ever pulled
sycamore: No shit
redemptional: This name doesn't have an e-mail addy or I would just say send it to it
redemptional: Hang on though , lemme get on the name you can send it to
redemptional: brb
sycamore: this is fucking ridiculous
sycamore: lol now that's funny
sycamore: Taliss Man NBC News
dr-data: LMFAO
dr-data: that would be the shit
dr-data: Mam can I ask you a few questions?
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i cant wait to be owned again lol
ComputerGecko: Hun did you get that for your site?
ComputerGecko: D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i cant wait to be owned again lol
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i never said that faggot
Why_You_Should_Do_Drugs: omg dude scroll up it's the last thing you said
ComputerGecko: lmfao
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i cant wait to be owned again
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X lol
ComputerGecko: you just said it
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X no shit faggot
smalltowngal_74: i was in total bitch mode... made a jehovah's witness lady cry
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i will be as good as her
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X i am doing my homework now
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: X and i will be better than epona
The_Legendary_Bitch: don't make me own you
baldman_71620: i'd love to be your bitch
rotten.sound: Maybe i'll donate all my knuckle children to a sperm bank and make some loot
Please note: The following entry was After Reaper aka D3vil_666_island was owned once again. Please do not assume that he is that clever or amusing.
shape_shifter_: hi epona
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: hi...
shape_shifter_: it's gator
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: hi
shape_shifter_: just sayen hi
shape_shifter_: how u been
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: i made a name for you gator
shape_shifter_: did you
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: to match one of mine
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: yeah
shape_shifter_: what is it
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: twenty_seven_staples
shape_shifter_: lol that's fucked up
The_Legendary_Asshole: lmfao
D3VIL_666_ISLAND: fucked up...but funny
The_Legendary_Asshole: You have an error in between the Mouse and PC chair
The_Three_Ball: it's pretty sad when i can steal the listeners with 24k dial up
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: Tat
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: You took the picture of you looking like Elmer Fudd out of your profile...and replaced it with one of you and a kid in a bathtub
chaos.dark_knight: kkksd522 got iggied
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: iggied? It was a room lagger and I walked all over it with 24k dial up
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: That's Player's lagger?
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: LMAO
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: Wow don't go to room 8
IFYOU: y
brats_20022002: why
susi_n_joe: why not
IFYOU: can u tell we r bored
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: there are actually people talking on mic about "meeting in person" at a public place....cause she likes younger men
Why_You_Shouldnt_Do_Drugs: It's like...Ya!Dating in there
IFYOU: wow i will stay outta there then
brats_20022002: oh shit
susi_n_joe: lol
brats_20022002: same here
sycamore: Help my ie is being gay
angelblonde270: what happened?
sycamore: what are the zip codes for peoria?
angelblonde270: um
angelblonde270: lemme look
angelblonde270: 309
angelblonde270: wait
angelblonde270: thats area code
sycamore: ok that is SO going on my website
angelblonde270: 61601 Peoria 309
61602 Peoria 309
angelblonde270: no look
angelblonde270: theyre both there!
Angelblonde270: I’m drunk!
sycamore: I can see that
undercovermotherfocker: slap jaw fagget
scott-no1: FAGGOT NOT FAGGET
scott-no1: DROP OUT
Why_You_Should_Do_Drugs: for the record, they don't teach you how to spell faggot in school.
scott-no1: ya they do
scott-no1: what retard writes fagget?
Why_You_Should_Do_Drugs: No, your mother taught you that so you would know how to explain yourself
perfect_just_damn_perfect: you just have to be careful not to get the nigger blood on you cause you might turn
t.r_e_y: i knew shit was gonna be bad when i turned on my st and the first house was yellow, with chicken wire and had a wooden gate ON the chicken wire with a lil cardboad sign that says " push to open "
t.r_e_y: all i could do was shake my head
t.r_e_y: and this lil old lady was riding down the street (in her nightgown) on some kind of electric wheel chair with her weiner dog on a leash
t.r_e_y: lord help me
sycamore: lol Taliss and I are dial up hoes
sycamore: Until the house is done
undercovermotherfocker: lol
undercovermotherfocker: now i get to make fun of you two now huh
sycamore: fuck off
sycamore: lol dont make me own you
undercovermotherfocker: it take you 4 months on dail up
undercovermotherfocker: did you hit a lag
sycamore: no i'm at work fucker
sycamore: but see, men dont understand women
sycamore: only women understand women and that's why women hate eachother
elite_asshole_taliss: Hey Danielle...when is the last time you douched?
danielle62839: what the heck does douched mean
elite_asshole_taliss: LMFAO
Battery_Powered_Love: omfg
Kat.itude: omg
elite_asshole_taliss: im on the fucking floor
Battery_Powered_Love: you need to see a drug store hun...
Battery_Powered_Love: because you a nasty bitch
elite_asshole_taliss: omfg
elite_asshole_taliss: im so laughing
Battery_Powered_Love: Because I changed your password
danielle62839: no u didnt
Battery_Powered_Love: I didn't??
shelby77327: She called me last night ranting and raving while I was makin dinner.. I set the phone on the table and continued on
shelby77327: no really.. wayne came in and he's like why's your phone on the table open?
shelby77327: I said walk by it once.. you'll see
shelby77327: he came back into the living room laughing his ass off
shelby77327: GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! That's my advice. Every where I look I see people bitching about other people, about something in their lives, about their jobs, their house, their car, their pets, their kids. Well how's this for advice... if you don't like people stay away from them, if your life sucks do something about it, if you don't like your job quit and find another one, if your house sucks fix it or move, if your car is a peice of shit run it into a tree, if your pets are irritating you crate em for awhile or throw them outside, and beat your damn kids.
Don't Ever Say I'm Never Nice....Even To Ungrateful Bitches
sycamore: the password to danielle62839 is ******
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: yeah why do u ask
sycamore: I changed it back dingbat, i'm giving it back to you
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: ok
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: i know this is to soo but what bout the other ones
sycamore: the only reason i'm giving it back is because it's your main email and I wouldn't want you to have a heartattack if you couldn't continue on with your little Ya!Existance
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: ok well what about my main hotmail address
sycamore: ok well a fucking thank you would have been in order
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: i am just asking if u dont watn to give it back this soon i will wait another day
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: thanks for it
sycamore: take the name and get out of my box
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: i will even put a pacifier in my mouth fot the rest of the day on cam to get them back pluz say on the mic that i a a dumbass
I_See_Owned_People: I want you to write, I got owned by Epona on your forehead and take a picture of it for me
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: so what do i do to get them back
The_Legendary_Asshole: You have to take a picture of you with Epona OWNED ME on your forhead
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: what can i do to get them bakc
I_See_Owned_People: Write "Epona Owned Me" on your forehead...and take a picture
The_Legendary_Asshole: lets do this REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SLOW
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: what do i do to get them back
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: ok i am dumb so tell me what to do to get them back
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X write "epona owned me" on your forehead
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X take a pic
learned_that_lesson: they told you
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X send it to her
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X even i got that, and i'm not paying attention to the room
The_Legendary_Asshole: lol
crystaldragon90: OMFG THEY JUST TOLD YOU AT LEAST FIVE DIFFERENT FUCKING TIMES DANIELLE
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: so twist what was it if u knwo
The_Legendary_Asshole: omfg
The_Legendary_Asshole: im going to lunch
crystaldragon90: Write "EPONA OWNED ME" on your forehead and take a pic
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: that is what i have to do to get them back
crystaldragon90: what else Epona?
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X no wonder you guys pick on her
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X i hope to god that doesn't reproduce
jusme7802000: good lord danielle im about to put epona owned me on my forehead send her a pic
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: ok so i have to put epona owened me on my forhead, adn i am a dumbass somewhere on my body and take a pic is that all
seven_heaven_lovesucks_25: ok i have to write epona owned me on my forhead, i am a dumbass somewhere on my body take a pic of both and promise to never have sex
xFx_xUx.xCx_xKx: X that last part would pbe plenty for me to give your names back... NEVER EVER have sex
jusme7802000: danielle ur startin to remind me of the knight in monty python movie that had his arms and legs cut off but wanted to continue the battle
Beth.Amphetamines: my guess is danielle is trying to find a crayon that will show up on her forehead
Go Away: Misfit and Big D
Go Away: how long have you known of me?
Go Away: Non-spelling my name fucks
big_d_36232004: lmao
The_Legendary_Bitch: lmao
sassy_lil_misfit_4_u: š sorry ASSHOLE
big_d_36232004: hey i can spell asshole lol
The_Legendary_Asshole: Yahoo Mental Note: If you ever get owned majorly...dont hang in the room that owned you
The_Legendary_Asshole: Well thats like....getting beat up in the cafeteria...then going back and having lunch
mortonmale27: blondie im me ur site
Nenatart: mortonmale.................ITS A BOT U FUCKIN MORON
mortonmale27: i wana reportit as spam then hopefully i wont have to hear it
Nenatart: that aint gonna happen
mortonmale27: damn
jusme7802000: ya know danielle i dont know u are either one of the best actors ive ever witnessed or when they were a handin out brains u thought they said trains and got out of the way to avoid gettin hit
imaredneck.bitch: i can't figure out how to chat this to ychat to keep from gettin botted
GoDPimPinG: chelley_b_nimble_chelley_b_quick_chelley_got_prego_on_the_godly_dick
sycamore: men are predictable most times..
sycamore: sometimes not though...sometimes they do stupid things out of nowhere
sycamore: but it's good that they do those things in a way, it's so we can have properly spaced out bitching sessions.
sycamore: Cause if we didn't have those...we'd explode
sycamore: fuck i'm still laughing.....
sycamore: i swear i have to look stupid up here laughing at nothing
youcouldbeonfire: lol now i'm laughing at you laughing at nothing!!
sycamore: well quit it
Grim_R3ap3r_666_06: how do i fix the problem to veiw cam'z then?
Stop_Trying_To_Crack_Me_Noob: alt f4 Reaper
Stop_Trying_To_Crack_Me_Noob: dude did he really just do that?
Eighty_Cubic_Inches: uh yep
Stop_Trying_To_Crack_Me_Noob: classic
Eighty_Cubic_Inches: that was just plain mean
lil_sassy_duckie8423: wb Reaper
Stop_Trying_To_Crack_Me_Noob: and by mean you mean funny
Eighty_Cubic_Inches: well ...yeah
Awww.itsTREY: i took some pics of what ive done so far to my front yard E.... on this pro in the my photos part
Awww.itsTREY: looks like a woman lives there now
sycamore: someone is trying to take my screenname, my account was all locked up this morning
youcouldbeonfire: lol can that be done?!
youcouldbeonfire: n i help!
youcouldbeonfire: can ihelp
youcouldbeonfire: ahhh i can't type!
swinging_neckbreaker: I installed the DVD, PS2 and tomorrow i get the navigation kit then I am ready to take on europe. hahaha
sycamore: have you changed the renault emblems yet?
swinging_neckbreaker:hahahaha. what do you think!!!!!!!!!!!
swinging_neckbreaker: it's a Dodge Traffic now.
sycamore: sometimes I'd rather just be stupid so I wouldn't get angry at stupid people all the time
katmommy2005: did u post those pics on ur site?
sycamore: no
sycamore: i thought about it..
sycamore: but I think my conscience will stop me
katmommy2005: omfg! what has pregnancy done to you???
katmommy2005: girl you have GOT to post it! u dont have to say the name or anything!!!!
sycamore: but it looks like I took advantage of a retard
katmommy2005: ROFL
race_riot_06_69: what is a non-crackablae passy
sycamore: mine
race_riot_06_69: give me one similiar
race_riot_06_69: plz
sycamore: are you fucking kidding me?
sycamore: get outta here
race_riot_06_69: pretty plz
sycamore: stop...you're making me laugh
dragonmom200344: YOU A ENLISH PERSON NOW
Im_Thinking_Youre_Lame: an* English* ?*
big_poppa_pizza_man: hows my y!baby
I_got_pregnant_from_a_pm: lol I don't know, ask TNA
big_poppa_pizza_man: not cool
jack_daniels_62918: ok case in point you are so incredible drunk that you go home with someone, you then have the most intense orgasmic sex of your life
jack_daniels_62918: come to find out it was TNA
shakerbaby81: hold on he ate me out too
shakerbaby81: he told me smelt like shit
Mind-Keeper: i straight up passed out at the tip rail with a dollar in my mouth with a naked bitch right in front of me
djtopdog_climaxxx : it didnt work
djtopdog_climaxxx : hmm
sycamore: were you booting me?
djtopdog_climaxxx : stfu lmao
djtopdog_climaxxx : ok wait a sec ok
sycamore: mmmk
djtopdog_climaxxx : u still there
sycamore: is something supposed to be happening?
djtopdog_climaxxx : just wait
sycamore: ok
djtopdog_climaxxx : do you have an old yahoo
sycamore: are you saying you can't boot me Top?
djtopdog_climaxxx : i wouldnt boot you
djtopdog_climaxxx : lol
sycamore: i'd boot you
djtopdog_climaxxx : ok dont take this wrong but right now im hitting you with 40000 packets and your still on line LMMFAO
sycamore: nah man,keep it up i'm on 24k dial up and I dont even notice
mind-keeper: so when yall tiein the knot?
You_Could_Be_On_Fire: as soon as you can spell tying
trinity_neoz_girl: and my "boy" is right here so we epona
onri3st_phuck3r_h3r3: But what can one say for a "horny Mexican" without a job.
onri3st_phuck3r_h3r3: So we what?
onri3st_phuck3r_h3r3: Make sense.
trinity_neoz_girl: we you wanna say eponsa
o0o.kristy_o0o: we you wanna say?
onri3st_phuck3r_h3r3: No really, make sense.
slippydong: I think elf thinks this is a D&D game or some shit...
jeff180@sbcglobal.net: some one hacked ur shit sweetie
I_See_Owned_People: No one hacked my shit.
jeff180@sbcglobal.net: thats why change all passwords
I_See_Owned_People: Dude, are you new?
jeff180@sbcglobal.net: do u have a firewall
I_See_Owned_People: lol I am a firewall
beeoch792000: are there any good blk men out there
beeoch792000: thats not a crackhead
trey-: beeoch... im sure their are... they just dont own a computer
country_fairy_84: now i'm getting my intellegence insulted
Battery_Powered_Love: No one insulted your intelligence**
danielle_williams44: how are u race
racegirl2210: danielle are you the same danielle on EPONA's website...
racegirl2210: did they steal your name
danielle_williams44: what do u mean race
racegirl2210: did they steal your name
racegirl2210: hack it
racegirl2210: u know
danielle_williams44: yup i am the same danielle
racegirl2210: shit....have you seen the webpage?
racegirl2210: lol
danielle_williams44: she only has five of them left
racegirl2210: what are you talking about..5 of them left...
racegirl2210: 5 of your names?
danielle_williams44: she still has five or the names that she took
racegirl2210: lol...
racegirl2210: damn..what did you do to piss her off
danielle_williams44: long story
racegirl2210: i can only imagine..
john020371: Good luck getting that amendment passed, King
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole:john what's your zip code?
john020371: 61832
john020371: Danville
the_legendary_asshole: well since your info didnt work...go get fucked
the_king_of_illinois_chat: if i have to say high to epona 1 more time im gonna start being my old self for a few minutes
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: Chief...I said hi Cheify
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: Pay attention
the_king_of_illinois_chat: ty
the_king_of_illinois_chat: to poor
the_king_of_illinois_chat: lol
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: too*
the_king_of_illinois_chat: lmao
the_king_of_illinois_chat: i miss u
the_king_of_illinois_chat: you*
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: He left...wonder why...
lil_sassy_duckie8423: heya Epona
zakk_wylde33: fuckin sissy
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: Must have been my overly pleasant attitude
zakk_wylde33:
epona can u at least send me my contact list
badboy2474u2002: lady are you looking or just chatting??
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: looking for what? This isn't a dating service
Lady_Behind_The_Asshole: I'm 7 months pregnant badboy, my guess is I'm not what you're looking for
s_t_or_m_y: well let me put it this way ..if I had something cute and well rounded in front of me ..I could rise to the occasion ...otherwise...
linguisticat: Cute and well-rounded? Like a beachball?
tampon_sniffer_2006: my assshole is so worn out it hangs to the floor
tampon_sniffer_2006: thanks to billybob
shelbystclair_pornstar: so you're sayin billybob has an extra large cock?
tampon_sniffer_2006: no
tampon_sniffer_2006: he use his legs
hhh61938: and hes had it in your butt
tampon_sniffer_2006: he used his legs
shelbystclair_pornstar: so you let him stick his foot in your ass?
fearfactory_04: can anyone tell me what butt smells like
fearfactory_04: a female butt
ya.miracle: put your hand over your mouth and nose and breath out into it... then smell it
peoriabroncofan: heyyyyyyyyyyy......i found a way to pick up hookers without gettin busted.....they cant prove it's solicitation if ya put the money in a birthday card
Random Chatter:
I just want to find some chick that will leave her clothes on eat my pussy and go home.. is that too much to ask???
drake_darko_lxl :
well that ring of fire song plays in that movie and that darkness falls lol
sycamore:
it's also a classic song
drake_darko_lxl :
yep
drake_darko_lxl :
jonny cash things this one also
sycamore:
johnny cash sings the classic also
basiccypress:
22, m, chicago, handsome, intelligent, and all those other self proclaimed adjectives which have little to no crdibility amongst strangers. ...pm me to find out girls.
tal.pona:
who you talking to?
_the_unforgiven:
This southernstud person
tal.pona:
Hann....
_the_unforgiven:
Sup ?
tal.pona:
southerstud is a bot
_the_unforgiven:
Well it's talking to me
_the_unforgiven:
So I am talking back .. rotf..
tal.pona:
lmao
_the_unforgiven:
I was only being nice.. jeesh
s_t_or_m_y: ]
I love my mom ...and you can too ...send $ 29.95 and a sase to Stormy
s_t_or_m_y: ]
this conversation keeps goin souther
300bowler:
i can run downstairs search around for the phone book and find a number faster then you can goin to 411.com
peoriabroncofan:
heyyyyyyyyyyy......i found a way to pick up hookers without gettin busted.....they cant prove it's solicitation if ya put the money in a birthday card
Verbal_Drive_By:
she's the love of my life
just_call_me_strumpet:
i have a lil girl
just_call_me_strumpet:
she is the spawn of satan
just_call_me_strumpet:
ugh..i gotta go take an hd n wipe an enemy
just_call_me_strumpet:
hold on i gotta see if n e one bid on my kids on ebay
tampon_sniffer_2006:
my assshole is so worn out it hangs to the floor
tampon_sniffer_2006:
thanks to billybob
shelbystclair_pornstar:
so you're sayin billybob has an extra large cock?
tampon_sniffer_2006:
no
tampon_sniffer_2006:
he use his legs
hhh61938:
and hes had it in your butt
tampon_sniffer_2006:
he used his legs
shelbystclair_pornstar:
so you let him stick his foot in your ass?
clubfoot42: love is the epona?
saint.gurly: i think my all time faves on your page
saint.gurly: are the one's where people lost their ids
Battery_Powered_Love: The one where I swear the girl could have been part of the Make A Wish Foundation
lelahanita: what's the url, I want to share in the joy
kat.itude: ROFLMAO
saint.gurly: the one that was like....my password